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|Jesus & the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and
heard a voice say, ''Jesus is watching
you!''while he rummaged through the desk.
He replied, ''Who said that?!'' Once again
he heard the same thing, ''Jesus is watching
The robber looked around the room only to
see a parrot. He asked the parrot what its
name was. The parrot replied, ''Cornelius.''
The robber said, ''What kind of a name is
that?! Who names a parrot that?!'' The
parrot said, ''The same person who named
that rottweiler behind you Jesus!''
|10 Reasons Why It's Great to be a Dog
1. If it itches, you can reach it. And no matter where it
itches, no one will be offended if you scratch it in public.
2. No one notices if you have hair growing in weird
places as you get older.
3. Personal hygiene is a blast: No one expects you to
take a bath every day, and you don't even have to comb
your own hair.
4. Having a wet nose is considered a sign of good health.
5. No one thinks less of you for passing gas. Some
people might actually think you're cute.
6. Who needs a big home entertainment system? A bone
or an old shoe can entertain you for hours.
7. You can spend hours just smelling stuff.
8. No one ever expects you to pay for lunch or
dinner.You never have to worry about table manners,
and if you gain weight, it's someone else's fault.
9. It doesn't take much to make you happy. You're
always excited to see the same old people. All they have
to do is leave the room for five minutes and come back.
10. Every garbage can looks like a cold buffet to you.
|Did you ever notice that when you
blow in a dog's face, he gets mad
at you, but when you take him for
a car ride; he sticks his head out
Call us soon!
|Awww, c'mon! We just want
to TASTE him...
|Move your mouse over his
mouth to see the frog smile
|Are YOU talkin
|Is the photo below a frog, or a horse. Watch
closely. Please be patient, as it moves slowly...
|World's Biggest Dog
Hercules was recently awarded the honourable distinction of World's Biggest Dog by
Guinness World Records. Hercules is an English Mastiff and has a 38 inch neck and
weighs 282 pounds. With "paws the size of softballs" (reports the Boston Herald), the
Three-year-old monster is far larger and heavier than his breed's Standard 200lb. Limit.
Hercules owner Mr. Flynn says that Hercules Weight is natural and not induced by a
bizarre diet: "I fed him normal food and he just grew".... And grew. And grew. And grew.
|This page just cracks me up
|What part of "BE
QUIET" did you not
EXCERPTS FROM! A CAT'S DIARY
DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on
fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape,
and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another
houseplantDAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were
walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these
vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.
DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of
what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about
what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan.
DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water
torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could
invent such a liquid? My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.
DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the
event. However, I could hear the noise. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to
MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely
released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has
got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to
his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait; it is only a matter of time....
EXCERPTS FROM! A DOG'S DIARY
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 PM - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
1:30 PM - boohoo…. bath. bummer.
4:00 PM - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!
|What's in there?
|See, they DO watch T.V....
Yes, they ARE baby skunks! Once a mama,
always a mama! Isn't that the sweetest thing?
(except maybe the smell)
|Everyone wants to be a dog...
|The light at the end of the tunnel...
|Hope it doesn't ring and wake him...
|That's what I think of you cats!!!
|These allergies are getting to me