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10 Reasons Why It's Great to be a Dog

1. If it itches, you can reach it. And no matter where it
itches, no one will be offended if you scratch it in public.
2. No one notices if you have hair growing in weird places as
you get older.
3. Personal hygiene is a blast: No one expects you to take a
bath every day, and you don't even have to comb your own hair.
4. Having a wet nose is considered a sign of good health.
5. No one thinks less of you for passing gas. Some people might
actually think you're cute.
6. Who needs a big home entertainment system? A bone or an
old shoe can entertain you for hours.
7. You can spend hours just smelling stuff.
8. No one ever expects you to pay for lunch or dinner.You
never have to worry about table manners, and if you gain
weight, it's someone else's fault.
9. It doesn't take much to make you happy. You're always
excited to see the same old people. All they have to do is leave
the room for five minutes and come back.
10. Every garbage can looks like a cold buffet to you.

Did you ever notice that when you
blow in a dog's face, he gets mad
at you, but when you take him for
a car ride; he sticks his head out
the window?

The End!
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to TASTE him...

Move your mouse over his
mouth to see the frog smile

Are YOU talkin
to ME???

Is the photo below a frog, or a horse. Watch
closely. Please be patient, as it moves slowly...

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hilarious video
of the
skateboarding
dog

This page just cracks me up

What part of "BE
QUIET" did you not
understand?

EXCERPTS FROM! A CAT'S DIARY
DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh
meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and
the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another
houseplant
DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking
almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile
oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.
DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of
what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about
what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan.
DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water
torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds
could invent such a liquid? My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.
DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the
event. However, I could hear the noise. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to
MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely
released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has
got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to
his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait; it is only a matter of time....

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EXCERPTS FROM! A DOG'S DIARY
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 PM - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
1:30 PM - boohoo…. bath. bummer.
4:00 PM - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!