|Pet Fun Page
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|Jesus & the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and
heard a voice say, ''Jesus is watching
you!''while he rummaged through the desk.
He replied, ''Who said that?!'' Once again
he heard the same thing, ''Jesus is watching
The robber looked around the room only to
see a parrot. He asked the parrot what its
name was. The parrot replied, ''Cornelius.''
The robber said, ''What kind of a name is
that?! Who names a parrot that?!'' The
parrot said, ''The same person who named
that rottweiler behind you Jesus!''
|10 Reasons Why It's Great to be a Dog
1. If it itches, you can reach it. And no matter where it
itches, no one will be offended if you scratch it in public.
2. No one notices if you have hair growing in weird
places as you get older.
3. Personal hygiene is a blast: No one expects you to
take a bath every day, and you don't even have to comb
your own hair.
4. Having a wet nose is considered a sign of good health.
5. No one thinks less of you for passing gas. Some
people might actually think you're cute.
6. Who needs a big home entertainment system? A bone
or an old shoe can entertain you for hours.
7. You can spend hours just smelling stuff.
8. No one ever expects you to pay for lunch or
dinner.You never have to worry about table manners,
and if you gain weight, it's someone else's fault.
9. It doesn't take much to make you happy. You're
always excited to see the same old people. All they have
to do is leave the room for five minutes and come back.
10. Every garbage can looks like a cold buffet to you.
|Did you ever notice that when you
blow in a dog's face, he gets mad
at you, but when you take him for
a car ride; he sticks his head out
Call us soon!
|Awww, c'mon! We just want
to TASTE him...
|Move your mouse over his
mouth to see the frog smile
|Are YOU talkin
|Is the photo below a frog, or a horse. Watch closely.
Please be patient, as it moves slowly...
|This page just cracks me up
|What part of "BE
QUIET" did you not
|What's in there?
|See, they DO watch T.V....
Yes, they ARE baby skunks! Once a mama,
always a mama! Isn't that the sweetest thing?
(except maybe the smell)
|Everyone wants to be a dog...
|The light at the end of the tunnel...
|Hope it doesn't ring and wake
|That's what I think of you cats!!!
|These allergies are getting to me